" crash test dummy "

 [ "crash test dummy" ]

1: Someone who is mentally and physically usless, stupid, clumsy and generally a dumb ass or imbecile is know as a crash test dummy.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at will falling down the steps. God he is such a stupid ass crash test dummy. 

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1: Someone whom is so shocked by what they’ve heard that they’re head recoils like that of a crash test dummy.

  * e.g.,  ... “His head went like a crash test dummy when I told him I shagged his mother” 

 [ "crash test dummy" ]

1: constantly getting into accidents and it's always your fault

  * e.g.,  ... Oh my god--it just hit this benz today, yesterday i hit a parked car and last friday i ran into the back of a taxi----wow ur such a crash test dummy! 

 [ "Crash Test Dummy" ]

1: Prison Slang - The individual that is required to perform illegal acts against the prison guards or authorities as required by the prison heirarchy.

  * e.g.,  ... Tony is going on a crash test dummy mission to punish that guard. He's going to start a fight with him. 

 [ "Crash Test Dummies" ]

1: Nineties folk rock at its finest. Sample hits include "Swimming in your Ocean" and "Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm".

  * e.g.,  ... Crash Test Dummies rule. 

 [ "Crash Test Dummies" ]

2: Mitch Dorge is also an awesome drummer. Oh and they're Canadian. Rock on.

 [ "Crash Test Dummy" ]

1: The only job you will ever get, I hope you have medical insurance

  * e.g.,  ... A look there goes that Crash test dummy 

 [ "Crash Test Dummy" ]

1: An ugly person without any romantic value that is not in any part in your social circle that you can just experiment and exercise your dating and sexual abilities in private with and without it insulting your dating reputation.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, why is he with that fugly chick"? "Oh, that's just his crash test dummy. He's warming up for his date with Elizabeth". 

 [ "Crash Test Dummies" ]

1: A five member band orginating out of WPG mb, famous for MMM He likes to feel it and Superman Song

  * e.g.,  ... The Crash Test Dummies are one of Canada's forgotten musical genious, the lead singer has a bartone singing voice like Leanord Cohen 

 [ "Crash Test Dummy" ]

1: A sexual act performed while driving a motor vehicle. The male driver is being reversed straddled by the female passenger. Just before he blows his load, he slams on the brakes and forces her head into the steering wheel making the horn sound.

  * e.g.,  ... Cindy had a massive headache after I made her my Crash Test Dummy. 

 [ "Crash Test Dummy Treatment" ]

1: Abusive acts against someone, especially in a relationship, to see how much crap one a person can take until they give-up, implode, leave or otherwise just break. This could also be used to refer to the abuse given in a severely rough and overtly dominant S&M relationship.

  * e.g.,  ... She is such a bitch. Instead of breaking up with a guy, she used to give her boyfriends the Crash Test Dummy Treatment until they just left her alone. But, her new guy likes receiving as much as she likes giving. That's why they get along so well.